i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.

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I guess that settles that argument

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If you’re battling a mental illness and didn’t want to wake up this morning but did anyways, you’re a motherfucking badass. Because living with a mental illness is hard and I’m damn proud of you for still being here and fighting. You’re metal as hell and tough as nails. So keep on fighting, you kickass Viking warrior. You can win this.

sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

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Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit

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Delicious cake, cookie, dessert & other sweet food inspiration @

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Beyoncé & Nicki Minaj performing ***Flawless in Paris (FULL HD)

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Boredom = cured.

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when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it


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